Apple is like the gestapo of the computer world.
If windows didn't suck so much, I would totally leave your sorry ass. You're just too goddamn expensive. I mean, I get it - your stuff is better, but shit, man, why does you have to be so christ-punchingly money grubbing?
I just lost my ipod. At first I didn't mind, but then I realized. Oh - wait - in order to get another one, I'm going to have to drop like, 100 bucks! MINIMUM.
FUCK.
Oh, and why the SHIT doesn't anything work these days? Or maybe it never did. Work with me, for once.
If windows didn't suck so much, I would totally leave your sorry ass. You're just too goddamn expensive. I mean, I get it - your stuff is better, but shit, man, why does you have to be so christ-punchingly money grubbing?
I just lost my ipod. At first I didn't mind, but then I realized. Oh - wait - in order to get another one, I'm going to have to drop like, 100 bucks! MINIMUM.
FUCK.
Oh, and why the SHIT doesn't anything work these days? Or maybe it never did. Work with me, for once.
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